I like Altoids.

askaceattorney:

Dear Anonymous,

…You must be mistaken, sweetie.

A show stopping celebrity such as myself has never been to any farms and certainly knows nothing of the joys of milk straight from the udder.

I just think it’s an absolutely fabulous drink.  Of course not even I could drink the entire dairy brought in by my comrades in arms.

-Max Galactica

Yaaaaay the ask I sent like a bajillion weeks ago finally got answered~